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Simple Steps on How to Spot Broke girlsPlease note that this thread doesn’t have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it’s becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can’t you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can’t finish it. .

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What’s the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can’t pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don’t let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6 girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can’t compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can’t happen.

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4) They use really expensive phones: if i’m in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing…..if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your profile picture, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn’t an office, the front seat of cars isn’t an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn’t make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain’t gold, you are broke! You can’t be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you’v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

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7) They worship boyfriends:

8) They can sex chat, send nudes and beg for airtime online, when u insult them they will reply u with just one words forming dope girl meanwhile inside their hearts you have killed them like boko haram bomb they will spend the whole day thinking about their life because of what you said.

9) They are very lazy and always wants to date a yahoo boy as if yahoo boy does not hustle for the money, If you know how had it is to get paid then you will know no work is harder than yahoo if it’s easy boys for no dey do plus.

10) They always come to Facebook to celebrate their parents for no reason. they will post things like: he is the best dad, she is the best mom, meanwhile at home they disrespect their parents and their parents disrespect them too because they’re not useful to the family.

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