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Funniest Savage Jokes you’ve not seen

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All works and no play makes Jack a dull boy, just as popular saying goes. Buckle up for the series of jokes that are about to hit you.

You know that annoying moment when you are walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.

I am an awesome singer…. when no one is listening.

The awkward moment when your teacher watches you while you are doing your test and suddenly you don’t remember anything.

“Can I ask you something?” “You are already asking”

Friends – “what a perfect morning for a run” Me – “What a perfect morning for sleeping more”

In boring classes I improve my drawing skills.

That moment when someone reminds the teacher about the homework

Low battery! Low battery! Low battery! Low battery! Apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 10 seconds

How to asleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.

Friend: “How long does it take to get there?” Me: “About 10 songs”

Teacher: 478 + x + 2230 = 5490. Find x. Student: It is between 478 and 2230.

Money will not buy you happiness but it is better to cry in a sport car than on a bicycle.

That awkward moment when you don’t understand a joke at all but pretend to laugh and then someone asks you to explain the joke.

Keep the dream alive and hit the snooze button.

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: you just play games.

If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.

Boy: “You look nice today” girl: “Was I ugly yesterday?”

That annoying person that gets good grades but does not study much.

Offering someone food but secretly hoping they don’t want it.

I don’t need a stable relationship. I need a stable internet connection.

Pretending to care about your teacher’s personal life just to waste time in class.

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