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TYPES OF SLAPS

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TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives
you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold
your face and walk away.. That is take away
slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you
are hit. You keep on hearing some funny
sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and
voices in your head singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that
makes someone forget instantly what he or
she was doing.. You find yourself asking
questions like “what did I do?”
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives
you this kind of slap, you find yourself
explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord..e.g.. Bros,
shey you been dey watch? I been no do
anything o.
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this
kind of slap all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk
away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you
download the slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.. like EMILY,
you slapped me?
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that
when a girl downloads it sweetly on your
cheek whether is painful or not, you start
blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do
with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you. The length of your face
will be raised to power two, your eye
sockets will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you
receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s
given to you all of a sudden). You will be
able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu,
all together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will
start seeing different colors and your head
will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all
around you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR
WITNESSED???

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Power Outage hit Murtala Mohammed Airport for five hours – Read what passengers did

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It came as a shock as Murtala Mohammed Airport in Ikeja Lagos State went into stone age for five hours. The airport experienced power outage which forced the terminal to switch to manual for continuity.

Power Outage hit Lagos Airport for five hours - Read what passengers did

Power Outage hit Lagos Airport for five hours – Read what passengers did

The General Manager, Corporate Communications, FAAN, Henrietta Yakubu, said that the power failure was due to a “minor electrical fault”.

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Sahara Reporters reported that sources close to the terminal reveal that some of the passengers had to pull off their shirt especially the males and use hand fans.

Phew.

Yakubu further stated that FAA  engineers were already working to rectify the “minor electrical fault”, assuring the public that normalcy would be restored soon.

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Yakubu added by saying that the outage did not affect normal flight operations at the airport and flight operations continued uninterrupted.

Well, the terminal crew switched to manual.

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Presbyterian pastor Justin Hoke sacked for saying “Homosexuality is still a sin”

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Pastor Hoke Justin of Trinity Bible presbyterian church at Northern California has been sacked after he posted a sign that reads “Bruce Jenner is still a man, Homosexual is still a sin, Culture may change, the Bible does not”.

Presbyterian pastor Justin Hoke sacked for saying "Homosexuality is still a sin"

Presbyterian pastor Justin Hoke sacked for saying “Homosexuality is still a sin”

The presbyterian pastor who strongly believed in the word of God which says a man shall not lay with a man was fired after his sign post sparked a protest and Drew media attention.

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Presbyterian pastor Justin Hoke sacked for saying "Homosexuality is still a sin"

Presbyterian pastor Justin Hoke sacked for saying “Homosexuality is still a sin”

“As of today, I am no longer the pastor of Trinity Bible Presbyterian Church. I was informed that essentially all but one couple in membership would leave the church if I continued as pastor” Pastor Justin Hoke posted on his Facebook account.

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He told NBC that there was not hate speech in his statement which is the truth.

But recall that the Presbyterian Church of U.S.A has conformed to same sex marriage as enforced by  law.

Hoke did not want to leave the ministry but he had because his philosophy is no longer in line with the church.

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“I did not want to leave, I did not quit, and I was willing to stay. There was a fear we would lose what little congregation that we had if I remained – Hoke said.

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New Police Spokesperson Takes Office – Frank Mba

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Nigerian Police force has appointed a new public relations officer for the force – ACP Frank Mba.

Frank Mba immediately replaced Moshood Jimoh who has occupied the position since 2017 as appointed by former NPF IGP – Ibrahim Idris. Jimoh took over from Sogbeba West.

New Police Spokesperson Takes Office - Frank Mba

New Police Spokesperson – Frank Mba

Nigerian Police Public Release on New Spokesperson – ACP Frank Mba

The Inspector General of Police, Ag IGP AbubakarAdamu Mohammed mni, has appointed a new Spokesman for the Nigeria Police Force. He is ACP Frank Mba. He takes over from MoshoodJimoh, an acting Deputy Commissioner of Police who is being redeployed to other national assignment. Until his appointment, Frank was working at the Special Fraud Unit (SFU), Ikoyi- Lagos. The posting is with immediate effect.

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Frank Mba, an Assistant Commissioner of Police and a Lawyer, is an alumnus of the University of Lagos where he studied Law. He also has a Masters Degree in Law from the University of Dundee, Scotland- United Kingdom. A product of the Nigeria Police Academy, Kano where he had his initial police trainings, Frank is a graduate of the prestigious FBI National Academy, Quantico- USA. He also holds a Certificate in National and International Security from the Harvard University, USA.

A former Police Spokesman- both at the national and the Lagos State Command levels, Frank is an experienced communicator and image maker. The new Inspector General of Police has therefore charged him to bring his wealth of experience to bear in revamping the image of the Force, improving the relationship between the citizens and the police, bridging existing communication gap between the police and its stakeholders, and assisting the IGP in realizing his Mission and Vision for the Force and the nation.

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A passionate and versatile police officer who has worked in multiple police units and departments across the country, Frank has attended some of the finest Law Enforcement trainings, both within and outside Nigeria. These include:Countering Violent Extremism and Police Leadership Course at the International Law Enforcement Academy (ILEA), Roswell, New Mexico, USA (2018); Strategic Leadership and Command Course, Police Staff College, Jos (2017); Crisis and Disaster Management Course, Israel (2013); Managing the Media in Crisis Situations, School of Media and Communications, Pan Atlantic University, Lagos (2013); US-sponsored International Visitor Leadership Program, with special focus on International Crime Issues, Washington DC (2010); General Criminal Investigation Course at the International Law Enforcement Academy (ILEA), Botswana (2009); Middle Management Course on Global Peace Operations in Vicenza, Italy (2008); amongst others.

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He was a member of the Nigeria Police Contingent to the United Nations Peace-Keeping Mission in Liberia between 2006 and 2007, where he distinguished himself through a combination of hard work, professionalism, and discipline, thereby earning himself the prestigious UN Medal. He has since assumed duty as the Force Public Relations Officer (FPRO), Force Headquarters, Abuja.

CSP AREMU ADENIRAN

DEPUTY FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

FORCE HEADQUARTERS

ABUJA

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