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1) I bought Gucci soap for ¢200 and Gucci sponge for ¢350 and since morning I’ve been looking for where to bath for people to see me
Abeg u people should come to stadium by 7:30 oo…
2) “Most Girls Pray For Hardworking men, Yet They Don’t Respond To Greetings From labourers.”
What ar u expecting
3) Gentlemen No girl is ugly…It’s just that some of them look like their fathers
4) I don’t know what’s wrong with me, If a girl call me darling, i feel like transferring money to her
5) Some Girls Want A Guy That Will Be Checking On Them Every 5minutes…..
Abeg My Sister Are You Livescores??
Let me run ooo…..
6) I have a question for those who don’t eat pork saying that the demons were cast into the pigs… Why do you still drink water since the pigs ran into the river ????
…. _wisdom will not kill me …..
7) This heat is too much, you might think the Government has chewed the money meant for the rains…

Laugh out the stress by reading this jokes

8) I dat survived 9 months in my mom’s belly without light..
Nepa don’t even know me oo..
Since morning they refused to give us power supply and they tink they are doing me …
Abeg let me dance.. Who will join me..
9) I bought power bank for 500 Naira at the junction…And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
Abeg what type of witchcraft softwork be that?
10) Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut that passes through a cemetery. Two ladies ran towards me telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me.
I told them even me I used to fear when I was alive.
I can’t tell u their speed limit
11)* A mad man at Nsukka Psychiatric hospital
climbed a tree and spent half of the day on
that
tree. All of a sudden, he let go of the branch
he
was holding and fell straight to the ground
with
full force.
One of the Doctors rushed to the scene and
asked him, ”Emeka what’s the matter with
u?”
The mad man gladly replied…
“I DON RIPE”

12)* That awkward moment when you woke
up
around 1am to urinate and your phone was
just
3%, then coincidentally,nepa brings light,
you went to plug your phone then you go
back to
sleep immediately… You woke up in the
morning around 8am and there was still
light,
you checked your phone and it was 1%,
then
you realize you didn’t switch on the socket….
You switched the socket on immediately,
nepa took the light…
The witches in your village will just whisper
to
your ear— No do, No do, No do gara gara
for
me.
13)* I’m tired of this Dettol
Adverts, children nowadays believe there
are Germs
everywhere….
My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with
a Dettol can in his
pocket. He Sprinkles his friends
before he plays
with them…..
Sprinkles his books
before reading…..
This morning, my tea and bread tasted
awful…I Took a few sips n bites
before I realized
my
Nephew had poured
Dettol in my Breakfast to kill germs…. If my
nephew doesn’t kill
me,who
will?
14)* The way African people are black.if you
shoot
them at night,the bullet will come back and
ask for a torchlight

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KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

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Shocking news of a graduate of Ken Saro-Wiwa Polytechnic (Kenpoly), Charles Orji who killed himself over a breakup with his girlfriend broke the internet last week.

KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

The sad news was shared by a Twitter user who wrote,

“A Graduate From The Department Of Estate Management KenPoly Named Charles Orji Has Reportedly Committed Suicide This Morning After his girlfriend dumped him!!! Na wao!”.

KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

Ken Saro-Wiwa polytechnic officials reported that Charles took in “sniper”, a strong insecticide, as a means to end his life.

According to reports by close persons, Charles was hurriedly buried in his hometown due to the unfortunate nature of his death.

KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

As of last week, the reason behind the break-up wasn’t not know until Charles’s family member revealed the unknown. Charles cheated on his girlfriend and killed himself because his girlfriend refused to continue with the relationship.

KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

The family member wrote,
“Charles I’m mad at you for what you’ve done and what you put my sister and our family through, we all loved you for who you were to her and to us. This isn’t the first time you’ve tried to kill yourself for a girl you love, but why make rejoice take the blame for your suicide this time around?

KenPoly graduate who killed himself, cheated on his girlfriend

“You weren’t faithful to her but you claimed to love her, you confessed to sleeping with her close friend and even other girls, you weren’t faithful but she forgave you, even though she decided not to put up with your unfaithfulness anymore. You made such a rash decision drinking 3 bottles of sniper just because of the text she sent to you, didn’t even wait to talk to her, when you were rushed to the hospital, she had to send 20k to your people for hospital bills, money she doesn’t even have… before you died you told people that she is to be blamed for your death, now on social media people are cussing her out because of you, your family is threatening her, she’s not safe anymore.

charley, you’ve brought her pain, and no one is even giving her a listening ear… you don’t do that to someone you love… I’ve said enough, let me not say anymore.

“Rest In Peace”.

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Lady who videoed Success, cries out for her own share of money

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We’ve waited a very long time for this. A time when the lady who videoed Success will ask for her own share of the cake.

Recall the viral video of a school girl, Success Adegor who was chased home for not paying her school fees.

Success got several monetary donations from Nigerians and the Delta State government. Some promised to look into her school’s improverished state and fund her education to tertiary level.

Lady who videoed Success, cries out for her own share of money

Well, the director of that video,a lady identified as Stephanie Idolor has cried out for her own piece of cake. Obviously, nothing has gotten to her yet as she wrote a piece on Instagram which reads.

“It’s not like I want to share any percentage of the money they have made with them, they are my neighbours, but If Success and Her Family Have Made Over N5Million I deserve at least N1Million”.

Well, to me, I think Stephanie Idolor deserves more than one million naira. She carried out pure Journalism.

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