Connect with us

Uncategorized

Laugh out the stress by reading this jokes

Published

on

1) I bought Gucci soap for ¢200 and Gucci sponge for ¢350 and since morning I’ve been looking for where to bath for people to see me
Abeg u people should come to stadium by 7:30 oo…
2) “Most Girls Pray For Hardworking men, Yet They Don’t Respond To Greetings From labourers.”
What ar u expecting
3) Gentlemen No girl is ugly…It’s just that some of them look like their fathers
4) I don’t know what’s wrong with me, If a girl call me darling, i feel like transferring money to her
5) Some Girls Want A Guy That Will Be Checking On Them Every 5minutes…..
Abeg My Sister Are You Livescores??
Let me run ooo…..
6) I have a question for those who don’t eat pork saying that the demons were cast into the pigs… Why do you still drink water since the pigs ran into the river ????
…. _wisdom will not kill me …..
7) This heat is too much, you might think the Government has chewed the money meant for the rains…

Laugh out the stress by reading this jokes

8) I dat survived 9 months in my mom’s belly without light..
Nepa don’t even know me oo..
Since morning they refused to give us power supply and they tink they are doing me …
Abeg let me dance.. Who will join me..
9) I bought power bank for 500 Naira at the junction…And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
Abeg what type of witchcraft softwork be that?
10) Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut that passes through a cemetery. Two ladies ran towards me telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me.
I told them even me I used to fear when I was alive.
I can’t tell u their speed limit
11)* A mad man at Nsukka Psychiatric hospital
climbed a tree and spent half of the day on
that
tree. All of a sudden, he let go of the branch
he
was holding and fell straight to the ground
with
full force.
One of the Doctors rushed to the scene and
asked him, ”Emeka what’s the matter with
u?”
The mad man gladly replied…
“I DON RIPE”

  Joke Of The Day - Must Laugh

12)* That awkward moment when you woke
up
around 1am to urinate and your phone was
just
3%, then coincidentally,nepa brings light,
you went to plug your phone then you go
back to
sleep immediately… You woke up in the
morning around 8am and there was still
light,
you checked your phone and it was 1%,
then
you realize you didn’t switch on the socket….
You switched the socket on immediately,
nepa took the light…
The witches in your village will just whisper
to
your ear— No do, No do, No do gara gara
for
me.
13)* I’m tired of this Dettol
Adverts, children nowadays believe there
are Germs
everywhere….
My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with
a Dettol can in his
pocket. He Sprinkles his friends
before he plays
with them…..
Sprinkles his books
before reading…..
This morning, my tea and bread tasted
awful…I Took a few sips n bites
before I realized
my
Nephew had poured
Dettol in my Breakfast to kill germs…. If my
nephew doesn’t kill
me,who
will?
14)* The way African people are black.if you
shoot
them at night,the bullet will come back and
ask for a torchlight

  Boastful Chinese Man Attacked By Mob At Wuse Market For Refusing Normal Security Procedure

Read Also: Strange fire kills family of four in Lagos

Continue Reading
Advertisement
Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Uncategorized

Employment seeking girl steals N108k from her prospective employer

Published

on

By

Opportunity comes but once, this young girl believes as she stole N108k from her prospective employer. A female jobseeker has been captured for taking One Hundred and Eight Thousand Naira amid her prospective employee meeting in Delta State.

It was accumulated that the businessperson at the organization had ventured out to get something, leaving the suspect in the workplace. The young lady professedly utilized the chance to take N108k and fled.

  Read the heart warming letter President Buhari wrote to P-square cause of their split up

Good fortune, be that as it may, ran out on her, days after the fact, while going through the road where the workplace is found. She was expeditiously caught and dragged to her home where the rest of the cash was recovered.

Continue Reading

Uncategorized

Lagos tenant uses Landlord’s apartment to dupe house appliance vendors of N50 million

Published

on

By

Read this narration by twitter handle, @Wenogetjob, which tells of how he eavesdropped on a couples conversation of a duping man. The man rented a house for 2 month, bought expensive items worth up to N50 million on credit. Left the rented apartment with all the appliances he has not paid for, after winning the trust of the sellers.

Hey peepz, I have a gist tho I don’t know if it’s true or not..But I will say it Sha. I was just walking on the street 2receive fresh air when I saw a couple. d man was telling his wife about an incident. I kukuma slowed down an walked behind them to hear d full gist.

It was more like a scam story. A certain man walked up to a Landlord in our area and requested to rent his apartment for 2 months, with the excuse that he was traveling to Canada and just came to Lagos for the Visa Processing.. They agreed on 150K.

The man paid and took ownership of the apartment.He then went out to Vendors in town and negotiated to buy expensive items on lease. With installment payment plans.. He was said to have collected home appliance worth N50,000,000 from various vendors.

  Exposed!!! Pastor in Calabar arrested for using kidnapped baby for money rituals

He then took them all to the apartment one by one to build trust. At least once they know he lives there, they can easily come around and pack their stuffs if he defaults, these people didn’t know what would hit them was going to be deadlier than Tsunami.

As agreed with the Landlord, the man packed out even earlier than expected… Left with all the items, of which he had not finished the payment..and the Landlord was so happy to have struck a better deal He immediately rented out the apartment to another family.

One by one, the creditors began to come in and same story was relieved to them.. Some fainted, some threatened hell fire …. To cut the long story short, Baba Ijebu was arrested alongside the new tenant.. You know Naija now… #POLICE  no wan hear wuen

  Nokia Refuses To Die!!! | Released New Phone In China

They were only saved after a Landlord intervened. He is a legal practitioner and took up the case. But sincerely speaking. I wonder how some people feel at rest knowing fully well their victims would suffer.  I guess it all centers on lack of conscience. This is bad #dojon

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js Read Also: UPDATE!!! Offa Bank robbers caught by the phones they gave their girlfriends

Continue Reading

Uncategorized

How a middle-aged man died after withdrawing N100,200 from the bank will shock you

Published

on

By

How a middle-aged man died after withdrawing N100,200 from the bank will shock you

What could have taken the life of a middle-aged man, identified only as Muyibi, who collapsed and died in a commercial cab in the Ojota area of Lagos State.

PUNCH Metro reports that Muyibi boarded the cab after withdrawing money from a United Bank for Africa branch in the Ogudu area. Then the driver had turned to to take his fee from Muyibi when he realized the man had become motionless. After reaching the terminus, a resident told Punch’s correspondent that the driver alighted from the cab to slightly push Muyibi, who was cold.

The resident, who did not want to be identified, said,

“The driver had picked some other passengers along the way, and they had all paid and dropped off at their various bus stops.
“When the victim did not respond when they got to the terminus, the driver parked the cab to rouse him, but he was cold.
The driver raised the alarm, which drew the attention of commuters and passersby to the scene. People checked him and discovered that the man was dead.”

  Exposed!!! Pastor in Calabar arrested for using kidnapped baby for money rituals

Policemen from the Ogudu division were said to have been alerted to the incident. The driver’s vehicle was impounded just like that, while the man’s body was deposited in a morgue.

A source person at the terminus who spoke with Punch newspaper confirmed the incident, saying:

“It happened around 3pm on Friday. The man went to withdraw some money in UBA. The Ogudu Divisional Police Officer was compassionate; she pitied the cab driver, who had become jittery.
Although the man was not detained, his cab was impounded at the station pending when the deceased’s family would show up,” he added.

  Top ten jokes that will brighten your day - Don't laugh alone

Lagos state Police Public Relations Officer, SP Chike Oti, said the police recovered N100,200 from the victim’s bag.

He said:

“The man was on his way to Ojota when he collapsed and died. We recovered the sum of N100,200 from his bag.
He also had a phone, which had a new SIM card. There is no contact on the phone and nobody has called him. We have a lead as to where he could be living.
His body has been deposited in a morgue for autopsy.”

Continue Reading

Trending