“Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, ‘Let there be light’.”
– Albert Einstein (1938)
“Drinking ‘garri’ doesn’t mean you’re poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty.
– Isaac Newton (1842)
“He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry.”
– Adolf Hilter (1996)
“It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence.”
– Aristotle (1762)
“Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any.”
– Queen Elizabeth (1945)
“He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret.”
– Abraham Lincoln (1864)
“Any man that uses his teeth to cut ‘shaki’ from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.”
– Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
“Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member.”
– William Shakespeare (1788).
“Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria.”
– Lord Lugard (1904).
“He who refuses to classify ‘agege’ bread and ‘akara’ as a type of sandwich is a racist.”
– Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
“Any man who drinks ‘alomo’ bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder.”
“Anyone who puts stew on ‘jollof’ rice has trust issues.”
– Fela Kuti (1979)
“Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job.”
– Akpos (2015)
Boyfriend chops girlfriend’s head because her food was tasteless
If you want to read the sad story of a frustrated man who beheaded his girlfriend because the cabbage soup she made was tasteless, stay on this page.
The anonymous man also tried to take his own life afterwards, but it failed.
Mixed feelings – 😶.
The 43-year-old man recently lost his job and took to drinking to hopefully suppres the pain.
Suddenly he became angry when his 47-year-old partner cooked tasteless Shchi (cabbage) soup. He then chopped her head which lead to her death at their home in Kozlovka village, Russia.
Police officers found the body of the dead woman, with her head berated, in Russia, Smolensk region.
The woman’s lover has been detained at the couple’s home and a criminal investigation has been launched according to part 1 article 105 of the Russian criminal code – deliberate murder.
People lived around said that the man was never that aggressive but after he recently lost his job and started drinking, he went bananas.
There have been several cases where job loss can make one take the wrong turn in life and do something unimaginable. That’s why laid off workers need a therapist if any unusable behavior is read.
This is the second case in less than a week in Russia where complaints about bad cooking have resulted in murder.
Linda Ikeji reports that just last week, a woman murdered her husband by stabbing him at least 35 times because he had commented on the food she served their guest.
The husband said that the food she served their guests was lacking salt.
Local Government Chairman kneeling down after he shouted “APC” during PDP campaign rally
Francis Ayagah, Local government chairman of Gwer west local government area in Benue state kneeling down as instructed after he chanted “APC” during a PDP campaign rally.
Don’t put all the blame on Francis Ayagah. He was elected as LG Chairman under the sweeps of APC, but he defected to the umbrella of PDP after power changed hands in Benue state.
Eunice Ortom, wife of Samuel Ortom, Benue state Governor organized a rally to campaign for the re-election of her husband as Gorvenor. Eunice Ortom hails from the local government which Francis Ayagah leads.
Francis Ayagah was called up to the podium to make a speech. Unfortunately for him, he lost track of the political party’s platform he is on.
Report has it that he shouted “Aaaaa Peee Ceeee” twice to a crowd of PDP supporters who couldn’t hold back the disgrace.
Subsequently he was summoned by the leaders of PDP in Benue state and was seen kneeling down.
Power Outage hit Murtala Mohammed Airport for five hours – Read what passengers did
It came as a shock as Murtala Mohammed Airport in Ikeja Lagos State went into stone age for five hours. The airport experienced power outage which forced the terminal to switch to manual for continuity.
The General Manager, Corporate Communications, FAAN, Henrietta Yakubu, said that the power failure was due to a “minor electrical fault”.
Sahara Reporters reported that sources close to the terminal reveal that some of the passengers had to pull off their shirt especially the males and use hand fans.
Yakubu further stated that FAA engineers were already working to rectify the “minor electrical fault”, assuring the public that normalcy would be restored soon.
Yakubu added by saying that the outage did not affect normal flight operations at the airport and flight operations continued uninterrupted.
Well, the terminal crew switched to manual.
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