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Hilarious Pidgin Proverbs

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Hilarious Pidgin Proverbs

1. Na for old age ashawo dey
know the value of
pikin.
2. Na Woman wey never see
problem dey still hold
breast before she run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no
dey wear pant
sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter
rain, Na later e go
hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say
fowl go lay
boiled egg.

7. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back no know
say the journey far.
8. Person wey don faint before
no be stranger to
death.
9. Person wey chop belle full, no
know wetin
hungry man dey see.
10. No be as woman dey close
eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.
11. Yansh no get teeth but e dey
cut shit.
12. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND,
SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO
HUSBAND.
13. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam
bad luck.
14. Na cricket tell him children
say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go
sleep outside.
15. Pikin wey say him mama no
fine they use
style call him papa blind man.
16. No be eye wey dem take
chop eba dem dey
take dey share meat.
17. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash
Go Open.
18. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW
BOOK.
19. Before you see monkey,
monkey don see you.
20. Thief wey jump fence enter
house where owner
dey wait for am, no go jump
again.
21. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey
kill am.
22. If e be like say everybody dey
craze” na
you dey craze.
23. Meat wey you dey forbid, no
use your teeth cut
am.
24. My thing & our thing no be
the same oh.
25. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.
26. Na as goat stand for market
dem dey price am.
27. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be
wahala.
28. Its a small world!! No mean
say you fit trek
from Naija go London.
29. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na
wetin dem pass through make
dem different…

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Woman arrested for scamming church in Ogun state of N100m

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A 39-year old woman, Iwuagwu Onyinyechi, has been apprehended by the Ogun police command after she defrauded a Christian church the sum of N100m, under the disguise of assisting the church to raise fund for her charity programme. Onyinyechi was able to defraud the church with forged documents three good times.

The police command in a statement read by its spokesman on Sunday Abimbola Oyeyemi, said Onyinyechi’s arrest followed a complain filed by a lawyer of the church, Godswill Ojakovo, to the Ogun State Commissioner of Police, in which he said that his client, the church, was defrauded by Onyinyechi through an act of forgery.

According to the spokesman, Oyeyemi, the suspect claimed to have obtained a Local Purchase Order (LPO) from a property company and pleaded to the church to help fund the LPO, after which a sum of N33.118m was successfully transferred into to her bank account.

Woman arrested for scamming church in Ogun state of N100m

While the church was awaiting the repayment of the loan, Onyinyechi came with another two LPOs she claimed she got from a Catholic Hospital, Iju and a private school in Ikorodu, Lagos State. Another sum of N77m was given to her, after convincing the church with relevant documents and proofs to back her claims.

But as soon as Onyinyechi got the last payment in September 2018, she went loose and this prompted the church to make discreet inquiries about the LPOs she submitted and found out that they were forged.

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Tanzania woman attacked by her husband for refusing to give him anal sex

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A married woman from Kijichi Mkoa, Western Zanzibar in Tanzania is left with deep cuts on her face after a fight with her husband whom she refused to give anal sex.

The victim says her husband been making moves to get his demands but she has been refusing only because Islam does not support anal sex. The victim says her partner says she is being “naive” on matters with sex.

Tanzania woman attacked by her husband for refusing to give him anal sex

“He began demanding anal sex from me three months after our wedding. I told him: ‘no’; straight away! He, however, kept on urging me to give in to his demands. Even when I was seven months pregnant, he still wanted to have anal sex with me. I stood my ground, nonetheless,”-  the victim told Tanzania’s Mwananchi Newspaper .

The lady revealed that her husband was rejected by two women because he asked them of the same act. The accused, denied his wife’s claims, saying the fight between them broke out after his in-laws (wife relatives) demanded a lot of money as dowry from him.

According to him, his wife’s family mocks him for being “broke”.

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