*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
*TEACHER:* No, that’s wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
(I Love this child)
*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for
*REBECCA H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it’s H to O. � �
*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you
*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter ,
do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand……
*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is
exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:* A teacher
_PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!_
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