*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
*TEACHER:* No, that’s wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
(I Love this child)
*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for
*REBECCA H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it’s H to O. � �
*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you
*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter ,
do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand……
*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is
exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:* A teacher
_PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!_
Bullying forces 10-year-old Boy with colostomy bag to commit suicide
10-year-old Seven Bridges, who suffers digestion related health condition that means he has to wear a colostomy bag, has committed suicide after he was ridiculed in school for it. Seven Bridges from Kentucky, hanged himself at home on Saturday while his mother went shopping for groceries.
Now you see how serious depression can be.
Seven Bridges mum, Tami Charles, said she found him hanging when she returned from shopping at about 10:30am inside a closet.
Seven Bridges was born with a rare bowel condition that requires a colostomy bag attached to his stomach for collecting feces which normally goes through the anus. He was often bullied in school and in buses when the feces smell. Tami , his mother said her son’s school, Kerrick Elementary failed him and she and the boy’s father, Donnie Bridges, plan to take legal action against the child’s school district, Jefferson County Public Schools.
Boyfriend chops girlfriend’s head because her food was tasteless
If you want to read the sad story of a frustrated man who beheaded his girlfriend because the cabbage soup she made was tasteless, stay on this page.
The anonymous man also tried to take his own life afterwards, but it failed.
Mixed feelings – 😶.
The 43-year-old man recently lost his job and took to drinking to hopefully suppres the pain.
Suddenly he became angry when his 47-year-old partner cooked tasteless Shchi (cabbage) soup. He then chopped her head which lead to her death at their home in Kozlovka village, Russia.
Police officers found the body of the dead woman, with her head berated, in Russia, Smolensk region.
The woman’s lover has been detained at the couple’s home and a criminal investigation has been launched according to part 1 article 105 of the Russian criminal code – deliberate murder.
People lived around said that the man was never that aggressive but after he recently lost his job and started drinking, he went bananas.
There have been several cases where job loss can make one take the wrong turn in life and do something unimaginable. That’s why laid off workers need a therapist if any unusable behavior is read.
This is the second case in less than a week in Russia where complaints about bad cooking have resulted in murder.
Linda Ikeji reports that just last week, a woman murdered her husband by stabbing him at least 35 times because he had commented on the food she served their guest.
The husband said that the food she served their guests was lacking salt.
Local Government Chairman kneeling down after he shouted “APC” during PDP campaign rally
Francis Ayagah, Local government chairman of Gwer west local government area in Benue state kneeling down as instructed after he chanted “APC” during a PDP campaign rally.
Don’t put all the blame on Francis Ayagah. He was elected as LG Chairman under the sweeps of APC, but he defected to the umbrella of PDP after power changed hands in Benue state.
Eunice Ortom, wife of Samuel Ortom, Benue state Governor organized a rally to campaign for the re-election of her husband as Gorvenor. Eunice Ortom hails from the local government which Francis Ayagah leads.
Francis Ayagah was called up to the podium to make a speech. Unfortunately for him, he lost track of the political party’s platform he is on.
Report has it that he shouted “Aaaaa Peee Ceeee” twice to a crowd of PDP supporters who couldn’t hold back the disgrace.
Subsequently he was summoned by the leaders of PDP in Benue state and was seen kneeling down.
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