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So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
M trying to hold ma faint
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A friend of mine asked me if I’m willing to go to
London… See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
expensive
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
Naira
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the road because They don’t want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn
just dnt let me talk!!!!!

People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it.
Lemme faint on a mat.
I was struggling with my biology practical when one
slay
queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal???”
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted
too, we are now fainting according to our matric
number,
ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don’t want to faint on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table nah.
I’m not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find him in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol.
That Awkward moment……… When u are laffin so hard with ur crush…. Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
FADALURD TAKE MY SOULπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Android fones can be so annoying.how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?.
IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this…… will I be able to hear angel Micheal testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.
# TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in
the middle of a river, and you now start
singing “Mami water power, powerless
power…”
When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn’t Done.
“Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week”
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When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to
10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for
death to come.
U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can’t u see the devil is using ur life to play naira bet?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Woman arrested for scamming church in Ogun state of N100m

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A 39-year old woman, Iwuagwu Onyinyechi, has been apprehended by the Ogun police command after she defrauded a Christian church the sum of N100m, under the disguise of assisting the church to raise fund for her charity programme.Β Onyinyechi was able to defraud the church with forged documents three good times.

The police command in a statement read by its spokesman on Sunday Abimbola Oyeyemi, said Onyinyechi’s arrest followed a complain filed by a lawyer of the church, Godswill Ojakovo, to the Ogun State Commissioner of Police, in which he said that his client, the church, was defrauded by Onyinyechi through an act of forgery.

According to the spokesman, Oyeyemi, the suspect claimed to have obtained a Local Purchase Order (LPO) from a property company and pleaded to the church to help fund the LPO, after which a sum of N33.118m was successfully transferred into to her bank account.

Woman arrested for scamming church in Ogun state of N100m

While the church was awaiting the repayment of the loan, Onyinyechi came with another two LPOs she claimed she got from a Catholic Hospital, Iju and a private school in Ikorodu, Lagos State. Another sum of N77m was given to her, after convincing the church with relevant documents and proofs to back her claims.

But as soon as Onyinyechi got the last payment in September 2018, she went loose and this prompted the church to make discreet inquiries about the LPOs she submitted and found out that they were forged.

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Tanzania woman attacked by her husband for refusing to give him anal sex

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A married woman from Kijichi Mkoa, Western Zanzibar in Tanzania is left with deep cuts on her face after a fight with her husband whom she refused to give anal sex.

The victim says her husband been making moves to get his demands but she has been refusing only because Islam does not support anal sex. The victim says her partner says she is being “naive” on matters with sex.

Tanzania woman attacked by her husband for refusing to give him anal sex

“He began demanding anal sex from me three months after our wedding. I told him: ‘no’; straight away! He, however, kept on urging me to give in to his demands. Even when I was seven months pregnant, he still wanted to have anal sex with me. I stood my ground, nonetheless,”-Β  the victim told Tanzania’s Mwananchi Newspaper .

The lady revealed that her husband was rejected by two women because he asked them of the same act. The accused, denied his wife’s claims, saying the fight between them broke out after his in-laws (wife relatives) demanded a lot of money as dowry from him.

According to him, his wife’s family mocks him for being “broke”.

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