There are some facts you need to know about federal polytechnic nekede. You may not see this elsewhere and the school would not tell you this. But, to satisfy The 1960post readers, i have to expose you to facts you need to know about federal polytechnic nekede owerri (FPNO).
1 FPNO is one of the top polytechnics in Nigeria.
2 You find the environment neater towards the end of the semester.
3 Every department have their respective, sovereign NAS (Non-Academic Student asso.)
4 You must buy the course textbook but you may not get it.
5 No lecturer jokes with attendance.
6 Mass-communication department has the highest ratio of girls to boys 15:2.
7 French is being taught with English.
8 Your first day in FPNO will make you humble, as you will ask for direction like a mad man.
9 The least populated department is computer engineering, with the total number of students not up to 200. Each level has less than 90 Students. Computer engineering students cover the longest distance everyday in school and they are the most frustrated. The department has no evening programme, but they return from school the same time with the evening programme students.
10 The most populated department is Science lab Technology, (SLT). SLT population makes up 30% of the school total population with Up to 500 student in each Level.
11 Student act faster and wiser during exams.
12 40% of male students plan on get engaged in Yahoo after graduating.
13 During four months I.T, names of different unknown registered companies are been revealed.
14 Each exam hall, one Man-O-War personnel.
15 Minimum after exam runs is N3000.
16 In every department,there is always that student that do not miss writing attendance.
17 Number of student present during exams is 4x the number of student that attend classes.
18 Carry-over is students worst nightmare.
19 Most practicals are carried out verbally.
20 There is no money, but the ATM queue is much from 6am – 6pm.
21 Girls are not allowed to go on sleeveless.
22 Your day turns bad when you miss a test.
23 Do not ask a student with dreadlocks for help, Yahoo boy alert!!!.
24 Practical manual is N500, Course textbook is N1000.
25 Lecturers can kill you with their assigments.
26 Mess up and get threatened for your marks, by lectures.
27 The number of students that own a car is less, but the value of the car owned by one student car owner, can buy the car owned by 15 different lecturers.
28 Man-O-war now recruit small boys to have them look for trouble here and there.
29 The longest distance is from Evening program block to the school gate.
30 FPNO has morning programme, evening programme and weekend programme which one can choose to enroll.
31 FPNO has up to 10,000 students combining all the programmes.
32 Evening programme students enjoy the most as the come to school by 1pm and leave by 4:30pm.
33 Saturdays are for weekend and evening programme students, while sundays are for weekend programme students.
34 FPNO is currently led by a female rector.
35 Drive a car to FPNO and you are known as a yahoo boy immediately.
37 Suits are worn only during a course defense or presentation. Wear it outside these day, you get to answer a lot of questions.
38 There is only one Old school student in FPNO and he is in his finals. he goes on old school clothings on daily basis.
39 Akwa-ibom language is the most feared language.
40 Timaya came to FPNO once.
41 Fidelity bank inside school has crashed, leaving access bank to serve the community.
42 Students hate screening more than any other thing.
43 You can trust SERVICOM in FPNO but not Man-O-war.
44 Students see you behind a laptop, yahoo boy is your next tag.
45 Engineering school has most buildings.
46 EE students are the roughest students.
47 BAM girls love parties more than every other thing.
48 Mass Comm. has the most attended party.
49 Library science host the most boring party.
50 Come to any party and have the artist with half baked music shouting on top of their voice.
51 Girls waste more time at the ATM cause they cannot operate it while other think they are playing candy crush.
52 Most girls at Banking and Finance are married in school but single at home.
53 Girls that study engineering courses are not different from the guys.
54 Do not speak English to an Akwa-ibom girl in FPNO, you could annoy her to reply with her language cause she doesn’t now how to speak English.
55 Departments like Business Admin. have their classes more like winners chapel fellowship due to population, public address systems are being used to teach.
This is where i drop my pen. though there are more facts to write but i’ll give the chance to add yours.You can add your facts about federal polytechnic nekede in the comments.do not forget to share this.
Employment seeking girl steals N108k from her prospective employer
Opportunity comes but once, this young girl believes as she stole N108k from her prospective employer. A female jobseeker has been captured for taking One Hundred and Eight Thousand Naira amid her prospective employee meeting in Delta State.
It was accumulated that the businessperson at the organization had ventured out to get something, leaving the suspect in the workplace. The young lady professedly utilized the chance to take N108k and fled.
Good fortune, be that as it may, ran out on her, days after the fact, while going through the road where the workplace is found. She was expeditiously caught and dragged to her home where the rest of the cash was recovered.
Lagos tenant uses Landlord’s apartment to dupe house appliance vendors of N50 million
Hey peepz, I have a gist tho I don’t know if it’s true or not..But I will say it Sha. I was just walking on the street 2receive fresh air when I saw a couple. d man was telling his wife about an incident. I kukuma slowed down an walked behind them to hear d full gist.
It was more like a scam story. A certain man walked up to a Landlord in our area and requested to rent his apartment for 2 months, with the excuse that he was traveling to Canada and just came to Lagos for the Visa Processing.. They agreed on 150K.
The man paid and took ownership of the apartment.He then went out to Vendors in town and negotiated to buy expensive items on lease. With installment payment plans.. He was said to have collected home appliance worth N50,000,000 from various vendors.
He then took them all to the apartment one by one to build trust. At least once they know he lives there, they can easily come around and pack their stuffs if he defaults, these people didn’t know what would hit them was going to be deadlier than Tsunami.
As agreed with the Landlord, the man packed out even earlier than expected… Left with all the items, of which he had not finished the payment..and the Landlord was so happy to have struck a better deal He immediately rented out the apartment to another family.
One by one, the creditors began to come in and same story was relieved to them.. Some fainted, some threatened hell fire …. To cut the long story short, Baba Ijebu was arrested alongside the new tenant.. You know Naija now… #POLICE no wan hear wuen
They were only saved after a Landlord intervened. He is a legal practitioner and took up the case. But sincerely speaking. I wonder how some people feel at rest knowing fully well their victims would suffer. I guess it all centers on lack of conscience. This is bad #dojon
It was more like a scam story. 🙆 A certain man walked up to a Landlord in our area and requested to rent his apartment for 2 months, with the excuse that he was traveling to Canada 🍁 and just came to Lagos for the Visa Processing.. They agreed on 150K.
— Diary of a Jobless Nigerian Youth (@wenogetjob) May 15, 2018
How a middle-aged man died after withdrawing N100,200 from the bank will shock you
What could have taken the life of a middle-aged man, identified only as Muyibi, who collapsed and died in a commercial cab in the Ojota area of Lagos State.
PUNCH Metro reports that Muyibi boarded the cab after withdrawing money from a United Bank for Africa branch in the Ogudu area. Then the driver had turned to to take his fee from Muyibi when he realized the man had become motionless. After reaching the terminus, a resident told Punch’s correspondent that the driver alighted from the cab to slightly push Muyibi, who was cold.
The resident, who did not want to be identified, said,
“The driver had picked some other passengers along the way, and they had all paid and dropped off at their various bus stops.
“When the victim did not respond when they got to the terminus, the driver parked the cab to rouse him, but he was cold.
The driver raised the alarm, which drew the attention of commuters and passersby to the scene. People checked him and discovered that the man was dead.”
Policemen from the Ogudu division were said to have been alerted to the incident. The driver’s vehicle was impounded just like that, while the man’s body was deposited in a morgue.
A source person at the terminus who spoke with Punch newspaper confirmed the incident, saying:
“It happened around 3pm on Friday. The man went to withdraw some money in UBA. The Ogudu Divisional Police Officer was compassionate; she pitied the cab driver, who had become jittery.
Although the man was not detained, his cab was impounded at the station pending when the deceased’s family would show up,” he added.
Lagos state Police Public Relations Officer, SP Chike Oti, said the police recovered N100,200 from the victim’s bag.
“The man was on his way to Ojota when he collapsed and died. We recovered the sum of N100,200 from his bag.
He also had a phone, which had a new SIM card. There is no contact on the phone and nobody has called him. We have a lead as to where he could be living.
His body has been deposited in a morgue for autopsy.”
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