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50+ Crazy Facts About Federal Polytechnic Nekede Owerri You Need To Know

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There are some facts you need to know about federal polytechnic Nekede. You may not see this elsewhere and the school would not tell you this. But, to satisfy The 1960post readers, i have to expose you to  facts you need to know about federal polytechnic Nekede Owerri (FPNO).

1 FPNO is one of the top polytechnics in Nigeria.
2 You find the environment neater towards the end of the semester.
3 Every department have their respective, sovereign NAS (Non-Academic Student asso.)
4 You must buy the course textbook but you may not get it.
5 No lecturer jokes with attendance.
6 Mass-communication department has the highest ratio of girls to boys 15:2.
7 French is being taught with English.
8 Your first day in FPNO will make you humble, as you will ask for direction like a mad man.
9 The least populated department is computer engineering, with the total number of students not up to 200. Each level has less than 90 Students. Computer engineering students cover the longest distance everyday in school and they are the most frustrated. The department has no evening programme, but they return from school the same time with the evening programme students.
10 The most populated department is Science lab Technology, (SLT). SLT population makes up 30% of the school total population with Up to 500 student in each Level.
11 Student act faster and wiser during exams.
12 40% of male students plan on get engaged in Yahoo after graduating.
13 During four months I.T, names of different unknown registered companies are been        revealed.
14 Each exam hall, one Man-O-War personnel.
15 Minimum after exam runs is N3000.
16 In every department,there is always that student that do not miss writing attendance.
17 Number of student present during exams is 4x the number of student that attend classes.
18 Carry-over is students worst nightmare.
19 Most practicals are carried out verbally.
20 There is no money, but the ATM queue is much from 6am – 6pm.
21 Girls are not allowed to go on sleeveless.
22 Your day turns bad when you miss a test.
23 Do not ask a student with dreadlocks for help, Yahoo boy alert!!!.
24 Practical manual is N500, Course textbook is N1000.
25 Lecturers can kill you with their assigments.
26 Mess up and get threatened for your marks, by lectures.
27 The number of students that own a car is less, but the value of the car owned by one       student car owner, can buy the car owned by 15 different lecturers.
28 Man-O-war now recruit small boys to have them look for trouble here and there.
29 The longest distance is from Evening program block to the school gate.
30 FPNO has morning programme, evening programme and weekend programme which one can choose to enroll.
31 FPNO has up to 10,000 students combining all the programmes.
32 Evening programme students enjoy the most as the come to school by 1pm and leave by 4:30pm.
33 Saturdays are for weekend and evening programme students, while sundays are for weekend programme students.
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34 FPNO is currently led by a female rector.
35 Drive a car to FPNO and you are known as a yahoo boy immediately.
37 Suits are worn only during a course defense or presentation. Wear it outside these day, you get to answer a lot of questions.
38 There is only one Old school student in FPNO and he is in his finals. he goes on old         school clothings on daily basis.
39 Akwa-ibom language is the most feared language.
40 Timaya came to FPNO once.
41 Fidelity bank inside school has crashed, leaving access bank to serve the community.
42 Students hate screening more than any other thing.
43 You can trust SERVICOM in FPNO but not Man-O-war.
44 Students see you behind a laptop, yahoo boy is your next tag.
45 Engineering school has most buildings.
46 EE students are the roughest students.
47 BAM girls love parties more than every other thing.
48 Mass Comm. has the most attended party.
49 Library science host the most boring party.
50 Come to any party and have the artist with half baked music shouting on top of their voice.
51 Girls waste more time at the ATM cause they cannot operate it while other think they are playing candy crush.
52 Most girls at Banking and Finance are married in school but single at home.
53 Girls that study engineering courses are not different from the guys.
54 Do not speak English to an Akwa-ibom girl in FPNO, you could annoy her to reply with     her language cause she doesn’t now how to speak English.
55 Departments like Business Admin. have their classes more like winners chapel fellowship due to population, public address systems are being used to teach.

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This is where i drop my pen. though there are more facts to write but i’ll give the chance to add yours.You can add your facts about federal polytechnic nekede in the comments.do not forget to share this.

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Will Simi and Adekunle Gold’s marriage be forever ? – Yes, read why

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Simi and Adekunle Gold, two Nigerians favorite artist tied the knot few days ago and subsequently released a music video to mark the “Promise” the have made for each other. We already answered the question “if the marriage between Simisola aka Simi and Adekunle Gold will last forever” and our answer is “Yes”.

Here is why. First let’s take a look at their public profile.

Adekunle Gold – (Omoba Adekunle Kosoko)

Why Simi and Adekunle Gold will last forever

Adekunle Gold

Omoba Adekunle Kosoko was born on January 28, 1987 into the Kosoko royal family of Lagos State, Nigeria.
Adekunle developed interest in music while listening to songs by King Sunny Ade and Ebenezer Obey. He became a member of his church’s junior choir during his teenage years, and went on to write his first song at the age of 15.

Simi – (Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye)

Why Simi and Adekunle Gold will last forever

Simi

Simi was born on April 19, 1988 in Ojuelegba, a suburb of Surulere, as the last of 4 children.
Simi grew up dancing and singing as a member of her local church’s choir until she wrote her first song at the age of 10. She attended Stars International College, a secondary school in Ikorodu, Lagos State. She is an alumna of Covenant University where she studied Mass Communication.

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Will Simi and Adekunle Gold's marriage be forever ? - Yes, read why

Why Simi and Adekunle Gold will last forever

Family Background

Simi and Adekunle Gold are coming from a christian family background and they uphold a high level of moral value. That is why you don’t see them feature unnecessary sultry content in their videos or songs which most artist do to attract audience. Simi and Gold stick to passing message to their audience and not only satisfying the visuals. Original and meaningful concepts emerge from their songs making their music evergreen.

Career

It is easier for couples who are into the same line of work to understand each other work’s demands. Both artist will grow each other directly or indirectly, adding more cement to the marriage. Its hard to come in between a couple who do the same business. Already, “Promise” a new music video which marks their marriage is making waves and more is yet to come, Nigerians believe.

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Simi has always been a good lover

Following Simi, an afro-pop artist is a collections of love songs, “Tiff” “Remind Me” etc. She constanly remins her listerners that she can fall for you if only you can steal her heart. Adekunle Gold has put a ring on her finger and already its stuck in her finger. A new video release by the afro-couple title “Promise” shows a strong connection between both singers.

Adekunle Gold has always wanted to marry

Humble Adekunle Gold in his very popular song “Pick Up” reminds Nigerians that one day a Saturday will be for him. “Orente” is another show of his love to a woman whom he can call his wife.

Their marriage is not a public marriage

Right from day one, when Simi is asked concerning her relationship with anyone during an interview, she drops a silence. She respects people’s opinions and acknowledges the fact that it has some effect in one’s life. Therefore she chose to keep her relationship with anybody secret, until she ties the knot which she did few days ago. Unsurprisingly, Adekunle Gold agreed to keep it that way too.

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Simi is private with her personal relationships despite public opinions on her possible cling with Falz the bahd guy. When asked during an interview with Koko Magazine,  “What is the real story behind your relationship with Flaz and Adekunle Gold ?“.

She said,
You know they are great artistes that I have worked with, maybe I done more work with Falz, people think something going on, but there is nothing going on between me and Falz“.

Simi and Adekunle Gold had their wedding on a rather low-key, inviting 300 guests, no public noise, nothing. Why Simi and Adekunle Gold will last forever

 

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Talk, Falz’s music video explained

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Falz the bahd guy’s new music video of his song titled “Talk” has definitely had a lot of Nigerians talking as the controversial rapper adds yet another controversial topic to screen of important concerns of the country.

We understand the video in full after going through the motions and controversial scenes filled with bring you a non-debatable explanation to the hidden meanings behind “Talk” by Falz.

The video starts with a young boy setting up his video game, SEGA.

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz's music video explained

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz’s music video explained

He has to choose between “Save Nigeria,” “Relocate to Yankee,” and “Join Gang”. He picks save nigeria and the story progresses.

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz's music video explained

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz’s music video explained

Talk highlights the Muslim rights concern MURIC’s earlier attack on falz to take down the video of “This is Nigeria ” because of the girls dancing shaku shaku on a hijab which falz responded they should meet him in court. Apparently, after all the “Shout”, MURIC never met him in court or took the case any higher considering they had no reason to in the first place. It shows Falz dressed as a lawyer (which he is) and the said hijabi girls that caused the stir in the video of “This is nigeria”, sighting how unapologetic Falz is about the video and don’t we love him for that?.

Talk, Falz's music video explained

Talk, Falz’s music video explained

Another highlight of the “Talk” video is a man walking into a room with the sign post of “London” as falz sings “4 years tenor, 3 years holiday “. This is obviously a jab at the president who has spent most of his time traveling to London for medical reasons and leaving the country he claims so hard to be trying to fix which makes us all wonder.

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz's music video explained

Hidden Meanings behind Talk, Falz’s music video explained

It later shows the little boy, who is at the start of the video and seems to be controlling falz as a character, try picking between three parties, CPA, which carries the logo of the known APC, the DPD, carrying the logo of the PDP and also an unknown party which he selects. This leads him to another slide to pick between a broom, an umbrella and mace. He picks the mace. then it cuts to two senators with an umbrella and a broom fighting with falz landing in the middle, with the mace, throwing each senator aside, insinuating that the government is more than the parties as the mace is a symbol of authority.

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He also highlighted the utter disorganization of senators during elections and how old men still want to reign as apparently, they aren’t tired and perhaps which to die on such seats?. Now let’s not forget the part of government officials and people in power finding it hard to pay salaries and as at 2019, corpers still receive 19,800 naira as an allowance.

Talk, Falz's music video explained

Talk, Falz’s music video explained

Well, he didn’t leave out a pastor who own three private jet but have poor members. General overseer of Living faith tabernacle Church aka Winners chapel owns about three private jet.

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He also highlights the way “commomers” are burned alive for stealing but politicians are praised.

Talk, Falz's music video explained

Talk, Falz’s music video explained

The poor security of the country, the fact youths have no jobs. The last verse goes.
” We dey suffer
We dey smile
We dey fear to talk
My people no get job
My people no get work
These days we no know if authority dey for office
Because the yawa wey we see no be the security wey you promise
And the cup e don full, we don tire for all the rubbish
All the punishment
Na me talk am oh”
The video ends with the announcement of his album being released on the 15th of January. Aren’t we all looking forward to it?

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Simple Steps on How to Spot Broke girls

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Simple Steps on How to Spot Broke girlsPlease note that this thread doesn’t have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it’s becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can’t you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can’t finish it. .

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What’s the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can’t pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don’t let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

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3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6 girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can’t compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can’t happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i’m in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing…..if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

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5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your profile picture, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn’t an office, the front seat of cars isn’t an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn’t make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain’t gold, you are broke! You can’t be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you’v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends:

8) They can sex chat, send nudes and beg for airtime online, when u insult them they will reply u with just one words forming dope girl meanwhile inside their hearts you have killed them like boko haram bomb they will spend the whole day thinking about their life because of what you said.

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9) They are very lazy and always wants to date a yahoo boy as if yahoo boy does not hustle for the money, If you know how had it is to get paid then you will know no work is harder than yahoo if it’s easy boys for no dey do plus.

10) They always come to Facebook to celebrate their parents for no reason. they will post things like: he is the best dad, she is the best mom, meanwhile at home they disrespect their parents and their parents disrespect them too because they’re not useful to the family.

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