There are some facts you need to know about federal polytechnic Nekede. You may not see this elsewhere and the school would not tell you this. But, to satisfy The 1960post readers, i have to expose you to facts you need to know about federal polytechnic Nekede Owerri (FPNO).
1 FPNO is one of the top polytechnics in Nigeria.
2 You find the environment neater towards the end of the semester.
3 Every department have their respective, sovereign NAS (Non-Academic Student asso.)
4 You must buy the course textbook but you may not get it.
5 No lecturer jokes with attendance.
6 Mass-communication department has the highest ratio of girls to boys 15:2.
7 French is being taught with English.
8 Your first day in FPNO will make you humble, as you will ask for direction like a mad man.
9 The least populated department is computer engineering, with the total number of students not up to 200. Each level has less than 90 Students. Computer engineering students cover the longest distance everyday in school and they are the most frustrated. The department has no evening programme, but they return from school the same time with the evening programme students.
10 The most populated department is Science lab Technology, (SLT). SLT population makes up 30% of the school total population with Up to 500 student in each Level.
11 Student act faster and wiser during exams.
12 40% of male students plan on get engaged in Yahoo after graduating.
13 During four months I.T, names of different unknown registered companies are been revealed.
14 Each exam hall, one Man-O-War personnel.
15 Minimum after exam runs is N3000.
16 In every department,there is always that student that do not miss writing attendance.
17 Number of student present during exams is 4x the number of student that attend classes.
18 Carry-over is students worst nightmare.
19 Most practicals are carried out verbally.
20 There is no money, but the ATM queue is much from 6am – 6pm.
21 Girls are not allowed to go on sleeveless.
22 Your day turns bad when you miss a test.
23 Do not ask a student with dreadlocks for help, Yahoo boy alert!!!.
24 Practical manual is N500, Course textbook is N1000.
25 Lecturers can kill you with their assigments.
26 Mess up and get threatened for your marks, by lectures.
27 The number of students that own a car is less, but the value of the car owned by one student car owner, can buy the car owned by 15 different lecturers.
28 Man-O-war now recruit small boys to have them look for trouble here and there.
29 The longest distance is from Evening program block to the school gate.
30 FPNO has morning programme, evening programme and weekend programme which one can choose to enroll.
31 FPNO has up to 10,000 students combining all the programmes.
32 Evening programme students enjoy the most as the come to school by 1pm and leave by 4:30pm.
33 Saturdays are for weekend and evening programme students, while sundays are for weekend programme students.
34 FPNO is currently led by a female rector.
35 Drive a car to FPNO and you are known as a yahoo boy immediately.
37 Suits are worn only during a course defense or presentation. Wear it outside these day, you get to answer a lot of questions.
38 There is only one Old school student in FPNO and he is in his finals. he goes on old school clothings on daily basis.
39 Akwa-ibom language is the most feared language.
40 Timaya came to FPNO once.
41 Fidelity bank inside school has crashed, leaving access bank to serve the community.
42 Students hate screening more than any other thing.
43 You can trust SERVICOM in FPNO but not Man-O-war.
44 Students see you behind a laptop, yahoo boy is your next tag.
45 Engineering school has most buildings.
46 EE students are the roughest students.
47 BAM girls love parties more than every other thing.
48 Mass Comm. has the most attended party.
49 Library science host the most boring party.
50 Come to any party and have the artist with half baked music shouting on top of their voice.
51 Girls waste more time at the ATM cause they cannot operate it while other think they are playing candy crush.
52 Most girls at Banking and Finance are married in school but single at home.
53 Girls that study engineering courses are not different from the guys.
54 Do not speak English to an Akwa-ibom girl in FPNO, you could annoy her to reply with her language cause she doesn’t now how to speak English.
55 Departments like Business Admin. have their classes more like winners chapel fellowship due to population, public address systems are being used to teach.
This is where i drop my pen. though there are more facts to write but i’ll give the chance to add yours.You can add your facts about federal polytechnic nekede in the comments.do not forget to share this.
Singer, BadBoy JP calls out Teni and Wizkid for stealing his song
Nigerian singer stage named BadBoy JP has taken to social media court to mention a case where he alleged that Wizkid and Teni stole his song and are about releasing it.
BadBoy said his former producer, “North Boi The Oracle” shifted his intellectual property to wizkid and Teni. BadBoy took the case to the internet in appeal to the general public to plea on his behalf so that Wizkid and Teni doesn’t release the song.
Read what BadBoy JP wrote,
Pls people one of my favorite music idol @wizkidayo & the talented @tenientertainer are about to release a song that I cracked my head & put in massive work in the studio to creatively compose with my then producer @northboitheoracle who was hired and paid fully by my label @ubrecordsltd as our in house producer.
This song in question is one of the many songs that our then in house producer @northboitheoracleproduced for me and yet he went contrary to his agreement with my label to send both the beat and my vocals to @wizkidayo which inspired our superstar to collaborate with @tenientertainer and is even about to drop the song, which I plan to release after my next single featuring Wande Coal which is about to drop next week.
Pls I know @wizkidayo is a giant with millions of fans, but pls I need Everyone to help me beg @northboitheoracle @wizkidayo & @tenientertainer not to go ahead and do me wrong like this, @wizkidayo has given us so many hits in the past and so I believe he can still creatively think up a song & beat he can own 100%. As you all can see am coming out less than 24hrs he dropped the snippet on his Live Story without waiting for him to drop the full song so that his fans won’t accuse me of being the one that copied our LEGEND.
Blackface gives terms on which he will end the fight with 2Baba
The fight between former band members Blackface and 2face recently took a new dimension after the Blackface claimed 2Baba is gay.
Goodnews is that Blackface has given a condition to end fight with 2face in a new interview with The Pulse.
In the chat with The Pulse, Blackface expressed his frustrations over the quarrel and court case between him and 2baba.
“They should also ask what is 2face after too? What is his game plan? What is his plan with Efe Omorogbe his manager, or do you think they don’t have any plan?
I have given them my conditions. See ‘Let Somebody Love You’ is my song, I told them my conditions that the manager must take his name out.”
Efe Omorogbe, 2Baba had been listed as a co-composer of the song and the lead singer in 2face’s 2014 Album “The Ascension”, a twist that has not gone down well with Blackface who insists that it is a plot to cut down the percentage of his rewards.
“I wrote the song before he became 2face’s manager, so how will a song I have written before he became the manager and you people want to render the song and he did not tell me about it.
How does that seem to the world? They are just paying people to write rubbish about me, that is what they have been doing all their career.
There is always a silent killer now, so he is the silent killer in this matter, he is silent and he is the one doing the damage in the matter.You guys need to give them the real state of the matter because the thing is going crazy and we are fighting this because of the entertainment industry.”
Blackface said that he doesn’t appreciate that he is seen as the bad guy in the story, he wrote.
“What I am fighting for now is not just for myself, what I am fighting for is for the future of the Nigerian music industry where people like Efe Omorogbe will not just come from nowhere and put themselves in an artist catalog that they wrote the song.Who does that?
It has to stop. And the only reason they can do that type of thing is that they feel they have the media to back them up.
So tell the world what those people have done, not for people to be asking what does Blackface really want? What have they done that they are hiding? That are the questions that should be asked”.
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