Read more of the pranks played by fake pastors on fake christains.
1. Pastor makes members eat grass
A certain Pastor Lesego Daniel who is the founder and Head Pastor at Rabboni Centre Ministries, said that he was basically trying to prove that humans can be controlled by “the spirit” and they can eat anything to feed their bodies.
This clearly is a case of debasing humans to the level of ruminants. And of course some will defend the act by saying there was a time when a certain king was made to live among lower animals for about 7-years.
Then the question becomes how does it relate? In the bible story, the act was a punishment, but here was a full congregation being used for a so called “spirit experiment”.
It is still a mystery how the South African pastor got to convince adult members of his church to resort to eating grass.
2. Holy ghost foot mats
The same Pastor Daniel made headlines again when in a bid to deliver members of his congregation, he used them as “holy ghost foot mats”
The pastor in question was practically walking on his members and one would be forced to ask, where in the bible was such a miracle module presented?
3. Drink petrol-pineapple juice
The thought behind this action is rather simple, Jesus is said to have turned water into wine, hence this same man of God thought it wise to turn petrol into pineapple juice.
A viral video showed the clergyman praying for a bottle which according to him contained petrol, to be turned to pineapple juice.
He then offered it to his congregants to drink. Some of them were exclaiming how ‘sweet’ and ‘nice’ it tastes, some said it tasted like the blood while some others begged for more. The blood?
4. Human-donkeys and fake messiahs
Controversial Prophet Penuel, was not satisfied with having fed his followers live snake, asking them to take off their underwear and eat them;
the man of God called one of his members simply identified as ‘Thabiso’, he commanded him “by the power of God” to turn into a horse and according to the church’s Facebook update, indeed it happened.
The man of God was said to have ridden on the horse, a perfect replica of Christ’s triumphant entry.
And again if your righteous mind has not been totally lost, you will want to question the rationale behind this miracle. Why continue to debase ourselves all in the name of religion?
Only recently, a church was discovered in Tanzania where the pastor’s feet must not touch the ground until he finishes his preaching. According to a Facebook user who posted it online, the able-bodied brothers in the church have to carry him on their back one after the other until the end of the service.
5. Holy milk and pastors that ask to be sucked
“I will give you the holy spirit through climaxing” was the claim of Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian evangelical pastor. He was arrested for deceiving his congregation.
Valdeci was arrested after deceiving the faithfuls using the name of the “Holy Spirit”. He said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to ‘evangelize'”.
One of the victim said: “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did.
“Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral intercourse with him until the Holy Spirit would come through climaxing”
Again one is forced to ask, how does one get to be a victim of such scam? The act does not follow the bible principles, neither is it rational. Perhaps, since Mary was conceived of the holy spirit and gave bath to Jesus, then Valdeci saw an opportunity and many fell for the sham.
The Christian holy book warns that in the “end time” there will be so many fake pastors, preachers and prophets. Many of them will come well prepared to deceive, however, if Christians can just be rational a bit and think twice before leaping-in-faith, then perhaps certain issues will not rear-their-ugly heads.
Experts have said timelessly that religion is not the problem, but the people who practice these religions are. If Christians can do more of operating according to what the bible says in conjunction with what is rational, then they won’t be swayed by just any wind of doctrine that blows by.
What will drive me such shrine disguised as a church?
just like sucide bombers the members of this church are being brainwashed regularly.
Employment seeking girl steals N108k from her prospective employer
Opportunity comes but once, this young girl believes as she stole N108k from her prospective employer. A female jobseeker has been captured for taking One Hundred and Eight Thousand Naira amid her prospective employee meeting in Delta State.
It was accumulated that the businessperson at the organization had ventured out to get something, leaving the suspect in the workplace. The young lady professedly utilized the chance to take N108k and fled.
Good fortune, be that as it may, ran out on her, days after the fact, while going through the road where the workplace is found. She was expeditiously caught and dragged to her home where the rest of the cash was recovered.
Lagos tenant uses Landlord’s apartment to dupe house appliance vendors of N50 million
Hey peepz, I have a gist tho I don’t know if it’s true or not..But I will say it Sha. I was just walking on the street 2receive fresh air when I saw a couple. d man was telling his wife about an incident. I kukuma slowed down an walked behind them to hear d full gist.
It was more like a scam story. A certain man walked up to a Landlord in our area and requested to rent his apartment for 2 months, with the excuse that he was traveling to Canada and just came to Lagos for the Visa Processing.. They agreed on 150K.
The man paid and took ownership of the apartment.He then went out to Vendors in town and negotiated to buy expensive items on lease. With installment payment plans.. He was said to have collected home appliance worth N50,000,000 from various vendors.
He then took them all to the apartment one by one to build trust. At least once they know he lives there, they can easily come around and pack their stuffs if he defaults, these people didn’t know what would hit them was going to be deadlier than Tsunami.
As agreed with the Landlord, the man packed out even earlier than expected… Left with all the items, of which he had not finished the payment..and the Landlord was so happy to have struck a better deal He immediately rented out the apartment to another family.
One by one, the creditors began to come in and same story was relieved to them.. Some fainted, some threatened hell fire …. To cut the long story short, Baba Ijebu was arrested alongside the new tenant.. You know Naija now… #POLICE no wan hear wuen
They were only saved after a Landlord intervened. He is a legal practitioner and took up the case. But sincerely speaking. I wonder how some people feel at rest knowing fully well their victims would suffer. I guess it all centers on lack of conscience. This is bad #dojon
It was more like a scam story. 🙆 A certain man walked up to a Landlord in our area and requested to rent his apartment for 2 months, with the excuse that he was traveling to Canada 🍁 and just came to Lagos for the Visa Processing.. They agreed on 150K.
— Diary of a Jobless Nigerian Youth (@wenogetjob) May 15, 2018
How a middle-aged man died after withdrawing N100,200 from the bank will shock you
What could have taken the life of a middle-aged man, identified only as Muyibi, who collapsed and died in a commercial cab in the Ojota area of Lagos State.
PUNCH Metro reports that Muyibi boarded the cab after withdrawing money from a United Bank for Africa branch in the Ogudu area. Then the driver had turned to to take his fee from Muyibi when he realized the man had become motionless. After reaching the terminus, a resident told Punch’s correspondent that the driver alighted from the cab to slightly push Muyibi, who was cold.
The resident, who did not want to be identified, said,
“The driver had picked some other passengers along the way, and they had all paid and dropped off at their various bus stops.
“When the victim did not respond when they got to the terminus, the driver parked the cab to rouse him, but he was cold.
The driver raised the alarm, which drew the attention of commuters and passersby to the scene. People checked him and discovered that the man was dead.”
Policemen from the Ogudu division were said to have been alerted to the incident. The driver’s vehicle was impounded just like that, while the man’s body was deposited in a morgue.
A source person at the terminus who spoke with Punch newspaper confirmed the incident, saying:
“It happened around 3pm on Friday. The man went to withdraw some money in UBA. The Ogudu Divisional Police Officer was compassionate; she pitied the cab driver, who had become jittery.
Although the man was not detained, his cab was impounded at the station pending when the deceased’s family would show up,” he added.
Lagos state Police Public Relations Officer, SP Chike Oti, said the police recovered N100,200 from the victim’s bag.
“The man was on his way to Ojota when he collapsed and died. We recovered the sum of N100,200 from his bag.
He also had a phone, which had a new SIM card. There is no contact on the phone and nobody has called him. We have a lead as to where he could be living.
His body has been deposited in a morgue for autopsy.”
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